Bibliobsession

C’est connu les bibliothécaires, le soir venu lorsqu’elles défont leurs chignons et que nous, les hommes, posons nos lunettes et nos pipes on devient tous de vrai cochons(nes).

En voilà la preuve avec ce site qui donne des conseils sexuels de la part de bibliothécaires (on renseigne sur tout!). Si vous ne parlez pas l’anglais, hé ben….dommage pour vous. (non mais)

Quelques extraits:

Eric, 40

What is the best way to pick up a librarian?
Show that you’re smart and well read. Go to the reference desk and ask a question about feminist themes in some contemporary novel.

My partner and I want to have discreet sex in the stacks. How can we do this without getting caught?
Do it early in the morning or late in the evening. Pick a section of the library that’s not the most popular, like cookbooks, which would be in the TX call-number range.

Emily, 32

What is the best way to pick up a librarian?
Offer to carry her books.

What is the sexiest word in the English language?
Asparagus. It’s a beautiful word, and a really nice phallic object.